Aisle 69 

The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.

Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?

Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.

Aisle 69 by Deademeat December 24, 2010

Chilean 69 

When a basement dweller spends 69 days (approximately. The Chilean miners spent 69 days in that mine) in the basement playing minecraft. It may or may not be sexual depending on context, but most likely not because who the hell wants to have sex with a basement dweller.

I heard him mutter something about a Chilean 69...

Chilean 69 by Ivan the Fourth October 16, 2010

Nintendo 69 

When the female is giving you a blow job while you finger her butthole at the same time.

Oh man her pussy stank so I just Nintendo 69'd her.

Nintendo 69 by Balls45666 June 10, 2018

National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)

"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"

National 69 Day by Allevi April 16, 2018

CoD 69

When someone who is far better than you at Call Of Duty plays on your account and starts owning everyone and getting your kill/death ratio up while you watch. Both parties get equal pleasure out of the experience.

Hey man thanks for having a CoD 69 with me last night. You got my kill/death ratio back above 1.00!

CoD 69 by RAC1ST January 11, 2011

Golden 69 

A hybrid sexual act that is a combination of a golden shower and a 69er.

This can be performed by a couple of any sex and sexuality so long as they have the ability to urinate and enjoy the warm, tangy taste of their partners urine. Many people like to reduce their water intake during the day and perform the act at night so that the urine is suitably "golden". For females, it is often better to be on top as it is more difficult to control the flow rate and direction of urine emanating from the vagina. It is essential to have a full bladder before starting.

This sexual act is typically performed in the bath or on a protective tarpaulin so as not to make your sheets or carpet soggy and/or smelling of urine.

"Hey babe, I have a full bladder, I am crazy horny and I want to be covered in your piss - shall we do a golden 69?"

Golden 69 by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017

the 69 

a sex position where the women sucks on the mans cock whiles he sucks on her vagina

i don't know any sentence for the 69

the 69 by elord1243 March 26, 2021