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Afghani face

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.
Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.
by BetterBandy September 29, 2025
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Hamburger-Face

An expression someone or something exhibits due to unexpected dissatisfaction
My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating
by OozoozooO October 10, 2025
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Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.
Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!
by Davey-boi October 11, 2025
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Tab-Face

its a verb... a face that you make, when someone says something that makes absolutely no sense at all, or says something that is completely irrelevant to the conversation!!!!
my girl asked me if I really loved her, and I literally gave her the tab-face
by Georgia peach 563 October 13, 2025
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Margarine Face

A discount butterface, applicable to any gender, where a person's face looks like something you scoop out of a tub and put on pre-sliced white bread.
Dude, Melanie has butter face.

You like her body, bro?

No dude, not at all.

Oh, that's what butterface means - I like all of her but her face - it's from a song.

Oh, no I mean her face looks like butter.

Oh, you mean she has margarine face.
by anonymous November 10, 2025
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weasel face

An 1980's tweaker gritting their teeth while orbiting their head in a clock like manner.
Look theirs a tweaker weasel face ing.
by Oddforusgump November 14, 2025
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A mix of two concepts:

"LA" is presumably not the Lennox and Addington revered by Avril Lavigne fans worldwide but Los Angeles, a podunk California town which attracts would-be actresses and models from all over. Many have perfect faces.

Conversely, Oakland is a city in the Bay Area in which many who have been priced out of San Francisco by the Silicon Valley rabble and the dot-com bubble have taken refuge. A black man and a rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot would be looking for ghetto booty - a booty that is large, round, and bootylicious.

So, presumably, the best of both worlds.
Seattle-based rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot saw the Oakland girls might not have been China doll beautiful like the A-list cinema stars from Burbank, but were particularly endowed in another area.

This phrase, LA face with an Oakland booty, is talking about a female who has both.
by bitchuck November 30, 2025
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