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cloak-room face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a nightclub cloak-room worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than the ultimate misery upon your fine self... and your coats
Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloak-room face on... she must be on the blob
by elvis_in_lace December 3, 2023
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Araya Face

A facial expression where lips are tucked to look straight but cheeks look like they are smiling, also known as the white boy face. 😐
He’s making the Araya face.
by Smartfella399 September 23, 2025
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Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016
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Hockey Face

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"
Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.
by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014
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Braille-face

A person who, even in the dark, when you touch their face, makes you vomit in your mouth from their hideousness.
Man that girl's a butterface"..."naw, she's a Braille-face...she'd be ugly even with the lights out
by brokenxpunk December 24, 2010
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Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.
I will only be awake for face pump hours.
by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021
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