I was white before it was cool

Fuck yeah, I was born this way.

I'm so fancy,, oh ya?! I was white before it was cool

by PickleSnicher January 5, 2023

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 16, 2023

hell was boring

Bad decisions. Good story. There is pain that hurts you and pain that changes you.

If it doesn't set your soul on fire, it's not worth the burn. Hence; hell was boring.

by Mudwoman April 24, 2023

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

A song by The Gregory Brothers

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023

T'was

The little paid attention to area between Your Toes.

Maggie suddenly realized after showering recently that she had been neglecting her T'was for years.

by SkinnyKinny June 4, 2023