Tom-Faced

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.

I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003

Tom-Gibson

A public meltdown, taking complete leave of one’s senses. Term is derived from the much publicized couch-jumping antics of Tom Cruise and hate-spewing, drunken tirade by Mel Gibson.

My girlfriend Shannon went total Tom-Gibson on me when I came home late the other night. She threw all of my clothes in a heap on the front lawn and burned them. That chick is a total whack-job, man.

by MaesMaze May 26, 2009

tom gorrell

A 2 foot tall (lmao) Martin Freeman lookin ass Hobbit

Ayo, tom gorrell is a dwarf amirite?

by Ringos December 19, 2017

Tom Phillips

(verb) To fuck someone's face.

I'm going to to Tom Phillips you so hard, you won't be able to talk tomorrow.

by Pikachuandme January 28, 2018

Tom Cruise

Fag scientologist, who jumps on couches, and can't make fun of his religion. he is a horrible actor and the only good movies he has been in is War of the Worlds and Mission Impossible 1, he needs to loosen up and understand that aliens are not controlling us...........god is

Tom Cruise is a homo

by 73849 April 30, 2006

tom anderson

Creator and Founder of MySpace.com. When you join, he automatically becomes your friend, showing why he has 100+ million friends.

Kid #1: I wonder who created MySpace, whoever did is rich.
Kid #2: It's Tom Anderson! He's livin the dream, look how many friends he has.

by the 1 and only j-rod fo sheez July 24, 2006

tom cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock

*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*

by Odium43 May 28, 2006