Steam and Beam

When an automobile is being driven by one homosapien licensed driver, and two heterosexual homosapiens have sexual intercourse in the insured automobile's backseat.

Driver: Yo, how's everything back there Chris?"

Chris: "Keep driving bro, I'm steaming and beaming!"

Driver: "Oh shit, you for real?! I call next! I've been dying to steam and beam with that bitch!"

by Legacy239 October 1, 2008

Steambox

When you take an amazing hot shower, and you don't wanna freeze to death when you get out, so you close the door so that the steam will be trapped in the bathroom.

*Stepping out of the shower* Wow, I'm so glad I steamboxed the bathroom.

by BeefFlaps January 1, 2013

Steamy Carl

When you take a spicy, steaming shit on your partners chest which has a layer of bubble wrap on it.

I gave that bitch a steamy Carl!

by _julliiaannaaa April 17, 2015

Steamed Fish

Blowing vape clouds into a woman's vagina during oral sex

Girl 1: What did you do after the frat party last night?
Girl 2: Cade gave me the steamed fish.
Girl 1: Was it minty?
Girl 2: No it was definitely a mango pod.

by vageater69 March 31, 2019

Chocolate Steamtrain

A large, solid and uncomfortable bowel motion, one that will cause Assburn.

" After being constipated for a week, the last thing you need is to have a Chocolate Steamtrain to relieve the break"

by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004

Roman Steamer

The operatic art of vomiting on a pair of ripely exposed breasts.

After Caligula drank his weight in wine, he offered his servant a Roman Steamer.

by Sloozeberry January 21, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.

While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.

by Seatthell April 9, 2006