spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Spread your bread

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard

Hey babe spread your bread for me

by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019

Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.

Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019

spreafico

Italian word for "very cool". It's a majorative of "fico" which actually means "cool".

A: "Guarda quant'è fico quel gioco."
B: "Non è fico! E' SPREAfico!"

(A: "Look how cool that game is"
B: "That's not cool! That' even - more - cooler")

by The Pics November 7, 2019

Spiterstølen

Spiterstølen is a place in Norway where you are forced to go on a ski trip

Hey u want to go to spiterstølen?
No

by Murtle1 November 8, 2019

spreadweb

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by iamoluwaseuno February 5, 2020

Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.

Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk

by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020