SplitSplat

v. The action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split)

-Hey evan what do you want to do tonight?
- I dont know, maybe we should go to the bingo parlor and find some bitches to splitsplat!

by Sean Martinos March 11, 2009

slithering

to have a long penis. Slithering implies it is like a snake.

yo that dude is slithering

by Gurt B Frobe August 11, 2006

log splitter

peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.

Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?

by turd masher July 2, 2006

split wood

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood

the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.

by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007

wig split

a fancy word for a haircut, or getting ones "wig, split" means having ones hair piece, split.

Yo coolbreeze, I gotta go have my "wig Split" afta work.

by Cayle Funck October 10, 2003

banana split

to get the hell out of there

I'm gonna make like a banana and split

by Isaac January 4, 2004

split

a term used as split personality. As in someone acts like a goody good with parents, but is really a naughty child.

I know shes a split, but half of her is amazing.

by phychic master May 26, 2008