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Self inflicted complaint blockage

The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.
Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."
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self-deprecating surrender

saying the opposite of what you mean to appease someone else due to low self-worth
Can't a happy conclusion be reached without her self-deprecating surrender?

Self-Sucker

One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.

Self hating jew 

A Jew who hates themselves for being Jewish.
“That guy is a self hating jew because he doesn’t support Israel.”
Self hating jew by Misanthrope631 September 3, 2020

Self Defense 

The skills you need to master and use to protect yourself from home invasion, robbery, or other personal attack by greasy haired Pachucos, Crips, Bloods, and other criminals.
If you want protect yourself from attacks by Pachucos and other criminals, you have to learn self defense.
Liberals call Self Defense "taking the law into your own hands." They do not want people to defend themselves against criminals.
Self Defense by Cap'n Bullmoose October 26, 2008

Self hatred 

You're beautiful and your personality is amazing! Don't hate yourself because there is so many people who love you!
"I hate myself "
I love you
Self hatred

self coring 

n. 1. To insert a fist into a sexual area your own body.

Usually done for sexual pleasure.

One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.
e.g. "Self coring causes stretching, prepare to be loosened! I love coring myself."
self coring by lawrenceofarabia September 22, 2008