self love

Jerking off(its very fun)

Ryan: "Did you watch the game yesterday?"
Jack: "Nope i was performing self love"
Ryan: "Ew dude tmi"

by imnotdoingthisagain December 30, 2021

self-massage

Pertaining to Fitness. Using specific tools (i.e. Foam Roller, Rumble Roller, The Stick, S-Curve, Golf ball etc...) to inflict "Good" pain now to prevent you from experiencing "Bad" pain later from Injury.

1. Many athletes have been turned onto the "Self-Massage" Movement. 2. The Poor Man's Massage.

by sirTimithius September 27, 2013

Self-Analbation

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

by Johnn Doey June 14, 2010

note to self

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

by Nadia July 9, 2004

Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).

Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!

by wittylass February 10, 2010

Self Machine

Someone who is totally selfish and thinks only of them selves.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.

He's just a self machine.

by Judge dredd7 August 1, 2011

Self-tercourse

Slang; Masturbate.

He wasn't gettin' the jimmy-whacks from his ho, so he engaged in a little self-tercourse instead.

by RandyL November 16, 2003