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party pants 

I don't always wear pants, but when I do, I wear my red corduroy party pants.
-Most Interesting Man In The World

pissy pants

1. a person that is fussy for not apparent reason

2. a person that has just recently urinated in their trousers

3. a woman displaying thoughts, actions, or feelings of PMS
hello mister pissy pants.

hey pissy pants, you are being a real bitch today.
pissy pants by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004

Yoga pants 

the best thing invented since short skirts
Adam:hey dude, i totally saw Emily's camel toe in her yoga pants today

Benjamin:who didnt see it?
Yoga pants by ohhhhmg45 June 13, 2011

Vagina Pants Monster Man 

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!

Cream your pants 

When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.

Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."
Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."