Monkey Jumper

slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex

She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.

by faith rachel March 12, 2019

Monket

A monket is a alien parasite that infects humans and takes over there body, Monkets are usually overly positive to try to hide there bully like nature, they also are allergic to meat because there planet has no meat and they are made of a plant like substance. If you see a monket or someone who looks like they could be one run hide do anything you can to hide or expose them. Also keep a lookout for Esther Thurgood cause she is the monket Queen.

Run!! its a monket!

by DAB0I May 8, 2019

Monki'd

Another variation of "get shitted on."

Get Monki'd on, kid.

by xdJordxn March 7, 2021

monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

Monkey lives matter

A movement for the lives of all the monkeys in need. Something that promotes monkey well being and stands for all monkey kind. The monkey movement was founded by Connor H, Andreas B, and Wilfthemilf.

MONKEY LIVES MATTER!

by wilfthemilf May 25, 2021

MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM

a cult dedicated to the fellow primates. it is one of the most greatly appreciated legends and is still known today. ducceducce is an ally to monkemonke. it is once theorized that monkemonke and donkedonke were once in a serious fight, leaving them as enemies, we never saw them together again. monkemonke is known to have brown fur head to toe, excluding the face, hands, and feet. the cult is formed of dedicated members who spend precious hours of their life worshipping to monkemonke. MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM is one of the most prestigious cults ever created and remains one until the end.

Hey, we better get going, we're gonna miss the MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM meeting, hurry up!

by monkemonke worshipper January 3, 2022

bob monkhouse

A very funny man,sadly dead now.
a incredible adlibber on stage or in an interview

game show host and comeidan

by graham smith July 7, 2005