Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.

Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.

by G. GOFA May 2, 2010

Lazy

Christina Sarah Gault

lazy christina sarah gault lazy

by weirdowithanaccount August 9, 2018

the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

by Maskmademaskmademedoitdoit February 1, 2021

Lazy

Abby

Abby is the laziest person in the world
Abby is so lazy

by CCampbell April 22, 2017

Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

lazy asf

a lazy person is also referred to as alyx foreskin (hot n sexy girl)

alyx is fuckin lazy asf

by crazy bread lover October 23, 2023

Lazy Salamander

Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.

Lazy Salamander is the shit

by Tina the llama October 25, 2023