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new jersey

east coast state, discriminated against by those who have been only as far as the outskirts of new york city. while new jersey has its fair share of cities, grime, and crime, a large portion consists of expansive suburbs, beautiful land, and farms.

brick, new jersey: second safest town in the nation.

home to bon jovi, bruce springsteen, catch 22, jay and silent bob (and several kevin smith films, including "dogma"), princeton university, the sopranos, and the celebrated "weird nj."

while accents and hairstyles vary, it is extremely rare that one falls into the stereotypical "joisey" caricature.
New Jersey was a long-time home to Walt Whitman.
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new jersey

The small country thats a state. We have everything the rest of the country has. Think about it.

In New Jersey, you could watch the sun rise on the east coast, and watch it set on the west. You can climb a mountain in the morning, swim in the ocean in the afternoon, and get robbed at gunpoint in Newark by night. It's the only state where massive oil refineries and dairy farms are only a few miles apart. You a crazy busy industrious North, and a more set back relaxed south. Last, but not least, you can always be sure that where ever you are, a 24-hour diner is near by.

The United Counties of Jersey.
Guy #1: I'm bored, what should we do.
Guy #2: Lets go to New Jersey, they have everything.
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When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.
Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.
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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes all over your face.
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Jermo

A kick ass nurse from Chicago, that has saved many a life. In the private sector and Military. He is a large man well over 6 feet tall and weights around 230 pounds. His handsome features, kind heart and uncontested romantic affinity with the ladies only adds to his lagacy. His legend of nursing endeavors continues to grow each year, growing into almost a religious/cult like following.
Dr Harper, did you see DR. Kim use the open cardiac message technique and save that patients life? Yes! I did, DR. Kim got all "Jermo" and brought that guy back to life! It was a pure miracle, as if The Lord was here!!
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