Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’

1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

by King Maximus November 12, 2020

Fleetwood Enema

Having cocaine blown up your butt with a straw.

It is rumored that the singer of Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, had such a cocaine problem that it ruined the inside of her nose. Instead of kicking the habit, she had people blow cocaine into her ass with a straw.

Man, my nose is completely stuffed up right now but I still want to get high, will you give me a fleetwood enema?

by Punk Rock Jed October 26, 2005

Fleece Floozy

a sexy woman who uses her pussy power to bag a wealthy man in order to fleece him of his financial assets

I wonder if Hugh Hefner worries that his latest young wife could be a Fleece Floozy

by Peter Greenwall January 21, 2011

Magic Flesh Grapes

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.

My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

I be flexing on y'all haters!

A famous phrase by Lil Tay indicating her showing off how rich she is... The reason she does this is to make everyone watching her video feel broke...

Normal person: "Woah, that car looks really cool!"
Lil Tay: "Yeah, I know, I be flexing on y'all haters! I be wearing Gucci head to toe!" blah blah blah
Normal person: "I feel very flexed..."

by tmkkmt February 7, 2019

Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011

Fleshpipe

Fleshpipe refers to a mans penis.

It is also used as an insult. like "Man you smoke serious fleshpipe" which means that person uses the fleshpipe(or penis) as a ciggerate constantly.

Man 1: "hey you"
Man 2: "yes"
Man 1: "you smoke some serious fleshpipe"
Man 2: "che like a badger"

by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008