Cookie Cutter Nose

Someone who's nose is disintergrating from not using a straw to snort cocaine or other drugs, making it apear to be fake.

Hey look at Lindsey Lohan's nose from 1999 and now, she has a cookie cutter nose.

by SuperBlonde1991 January 3, 2011

Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

cookie crumblers

Little kids / babies: Children, in general.

Referring to her grandchildren, Gramma affectionately asked her son, "where are your little cookie crumblers?"

by MzGypsy September 30, 2011

cookie wagon

1) A wagon filled with cookies.
2) A wagon constructed of cookies, similar to the construction of a gingerbread house.
3) A group of people who are all communally engaged in eating cookies.

Usage:
Definition 1: "I was out jogging yetserday and saw the cookie wagon on Sesame Street. It was probably on its way to the Cookie Monster's."

Definition 2: "I'll bet I could make a cookie wagon better than Mrs. Fields."

Definition 3: "Those look delicious, mind if I hop on the cookie wagon too?"

by KayEeeGee December 24, 2011

Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

cookie cookie types

When few people in a group have too many lame inside jokes and constantly keep cracking them and sniggering about it in a bigger group.
(Inspired by how annoying couples call each other cookie)

I don't like hanging out with that bunch because the coversation ends up being "cookie cookie types"

by Chaach June 5, 2013

Cookie stealer

When somebody who is awesome, really cool, (insert compliments here), steals somebodies cookies

I stole one cookie, and I got named a cookie stealer for life!

~addi

by Cookie stealer April 30, 2014