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Constirrhea

A combination of constipation and diarrhea.

When you have constirrhea, you constantly feel like you have to defecate but every time you sit down on the toilet and try to go, all that happens is you shart loudly and some liquid poo squirts out.

Constirrhea is extremely annoying because:

1) You have to make constant trips to the bathroom over the course of the constirrhea.
2) It costs money because you have to use a shit ton of toilet paper.

3) It makes your butthole sore.
4) It is usually accompanied by bad gas. Sometimes, it's hard to tell what is flatulence and what is feces. Thus, it can cause you to shart your pants.

Constirrhea is usually a result of : IBS; Crohn's disease; food allergies; eating junk food
Last night, I had really bad constirrhea because I drank 7 glasses of milk and I'm lactose intolerant. When it was finally over, I jumped into the shower to clean up. Two minutes after the shower, I had another constirrhea attack and ejected several globs of molten poo all over my freshly cleaned butt cheeks.
by aomia January 26, 2015
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Constimatic

(adjective) to be so riveted to something that you won't leave it for the world, not even to go to the toilet.

Old English (est. 2015) combination of constipation and cinematic
Wow that movie was so amazing it was practically constimatic!
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constipooted

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.
I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.
by alyssad September 21, 2014
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Constarrhea

n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea
John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.
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Constructive Complement

When someone gives you a complement that also helps you.
"Alright, people. I'm only looking for constructive complements on my performance as a boss."
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Constimplating

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.
Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."

Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"
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construve

-noun

Defines the inherent pre-confirmed physical attributes associated with the natural anatomical disposition of all species as found in the state of nature.
construve, can be used to define the male and female gender element found within all species found in natural society.
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