condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006

suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow

you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on

by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006

condom jacket

a ugly light brown jacket that resembles a comdom once on a boy

Bob:hey jason riach's wearing that ugly shit brown condom jacket again.
Sally: OMG again, thats the fifth day in a row!What a dumb shit.

by pricilliana gronvenchioviach July 28, 2007

Condom

Balloon that gets placed over the weiner

i put a condom on then fucked my dog

by Fredsasadasdasd January 23, 2009

Condomsation

When you have really hot sweaty sex and the condom gets extremely wet

Guy: Damn girl that was intense, look at the condomsation

by Ninjapanda93 May 27, 2016

Condom Slap

When you slap your dumb ass friend with a dirty cum filled condom.

Yo John if you don't stop being a dumb ass ill condom slap yo ass.

by ThePublicAbusser October 21, 2016

Condom

Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.

I should've used a condom to stop y'all ugly ass from being born, you're a failure to the family.

by Condsumeraper April 3, 2017