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Stanky Breath

To have very foul smelling or bad breath.
Mr Neil Coleman - the king of stanky breath.
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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Alabama breathalyser

When you have to give a cop a blowjob to get out of going to jail.
To keep from going to jail Melanie has to give an Alabama breathalyser.
by Jayblack81 April 1, 2011
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Built like a deep breath

You know how birds are built like a crow or whatever? Yeah, also take a deep breath you see how your upper body puffs out? Yeah but basically big on the top skinny on the bottom
by anonymous June 27, 2023
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Breath Cancer

1) When someone's breath is SO rancid, you can't help but utter, "Yer breath is KILLIN' me (smalls)!!" Hence the term: Breath Cancer. Breath that Kills. It's no joke!

2) OR, when yer friend has a "thinko" as she tries to say 'Breast Cancer', and really she says, 'Breath Cancer'. Then you erupt in laughter cause it's just THAT funny!
Oh my Gawd, did he just eat a clove of garlic? He has total Breath Cancer!!!
by Lori LoLo Robb August 16, 2010
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Breathing

Someone: I like breathing
An intellectual: Oh so you like JOJO
by Cabbage_Pult November 13, 2020
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shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.
Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.
by DannyProvidence February 21, 2008
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carpet breathe

1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.

2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.
Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"

Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"

Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."

Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"
by Stevie Martinez December 27, 2008
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