totally ass

- a phrase used to describe something that is outrageously awesome; the best of its kind

- used to convey "awesomeness with attitude"

- used when no other adjectives will suffice (ex: cool, awesome, sick -- just won't cut it)

"Girl, your mullet makes you look so sassy. Really, it's totally ass."

"Dad's new corduroy shirt is totally ass."

"Dude, those hubcaps are so sick. Totally ass."

by assgirl November 24, 2011

Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.

we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.

by Ben June 9, 2004

Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Largemouth Ass

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. In short, the male version of a gossip queen.

Angel: Bill can't keep his mouth shut!
Greg: Yes, I know- he's a Largemouth Ass

by GJW1983 November 18, 2009

Ass Flap

A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards

*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

crinkle ass

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

by Squeazl August 4, 2009

Ass Whiff

The smell of a dirty ass that may have been marinating in not being washed for a few days. Usually hot and sour stinky and not associated with a fresh fart.

Dude left some serious "ass whiff" in the air after he got out of his class seat.

by Cobalt62 June 26, 2009