Tennis Player

Slang for a bisexual person.

Origin: Tennis players are known to have the ability to swing both ways - just like how a bisexual "swings both ways" too.

Example 1: Guy A makes a pass at Guy B. Guy B says, "Sorry dude, I don't play tennis!"

Example 2: "Man, WTF? You're a Tennis Player?"

by J. Turner November 9, 2008

tennis anyone?

What rich, spoiled, white people say with a sweater wrapped around their neck holding a tennis racket before a round of tennis

Jennifer: Where is Cory at?
Cory: I'm right here...I was at daddys house helping him decide whether to take the Mercedes out or the Bentley for a drive.....Awwww...I'm so exhausted snookums........tennis anyone?....

by Shredder salad225 August 27, 2011

Erwin Tennessee

a small hamlet found in the northeast part of tennessee. Is known for the its large population of toothless people. Common clothing is overalls with one strap undone and dangling on the persons back side. Population is known to be inbred with most townsfolk related to each other because of family likeness. Education background reflects that most townsfolks do not get past the sixth grade. Common job is coal miner for male and for females a job as a fast food waitress with daisy duke shorts on at the local eatery. Or attached to the government tit for welfare the rest of their lives Most townsfolk aspire to be brain surgeons or double knot spies like the Beverly Hillbillies.

Let's go to Erwin Tennessee where we can see how real hillbillies live. You'ns wont to go to the bear festival tonight. Howbout we get ourselves oiled up and squeal like pigs tonight. Erwin where time stands still and nobody cares.

by *Starlet the Harlet July 6, 2011

Tennessee Tuxedo

It's basically like a tank top, sleeves optional

Dale took this bitch back to his place last night and she got ass juice all over his Tennessee tuxedo.

by Being_Poor_Sucks January 30, 2009

Tennis

A sport and the act of giving oral sex to a partner usually called a Tennis buddy. Playing tennis is usually kept a secret and is planned out. Tennis can involve 2 or more people.

Hey want to go play Tennis.

I heard that Stina was playing Tennis with dylan.

Hey Tennis buddy lets go play.

that was a great game of tennis.

by TennisBuddy April 30, 2009

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

Tennesse Tight Rope

When you tie a string to the end of your erect penis and have a woman walk across it.

I had to call the ambulence because my girlfriend and I tried to Tennesse Tight Rope

by Meatsickle Man June 28, 2010