Someone that has done way to many drugs (specifically Ecstasy) and is sketched out and weird. Probably normal, social drug user before they started doing X every weekend until they needed 4 pills to roll and their minds turned to mush.
Usually former drug dealers, or current ones, they continue to do hardcore drugs because of how desensitized they have become to all kinds of drugs. Always buying drugs, they have no money to do anything but sit around like a zombie.
Usually aren't active at all. Never go outside and do fun stuff but just sit in their basements strung out on drugs. Feel bad for the E-tard because their life is a downward spiral.
Usually former drug dealers, or current ones, they continue to do hardcore drugs because of how desensitized they have become to all kinds of drugs. Always buying drugs, they have no money to do anything but sit around like a zombie.
Usually aren't active at all. Never go outside and do fun stuff but just sit in their basements strung out on drugs. Feel bad for the E-tard because their life is a downward spiral.
Yeah Kenny was pretty cool until he started doing mad drugs. Poor fool is so e-tarded he can barely interact with people socially.
by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson October 1, 2010
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Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011
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I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
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Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.
Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.
Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.
Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.
Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
by DreadedPanda13 June 8, 2011
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