shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

by ebsva June 10, 2012

Divers tongue

Going down on a girl (or a guy) for a long period of time until you begin speaking in a lisp from the tongue's numbness.

"Dude, how was last night?"
"Ish wash greaht mahn."
"Bro! You have Divers Tongue!"

by AnonononIII March 11, 2014

vape tongue

When you smoke too much of one juice so then it starts to lose its flavor

"hey man, do you want this juice? i got vape tongue from it.

by becky w the good hair December 4, 2016

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

by shockin burt June 2, 2018

Hannah-Toned Text

Hannah-Toned Text, or HTT, is a form of text that uses only petty passive aggression. The people who send these types of texts are typically named Hannah, which is why it is called "Hannah-Toned Texts." This is in no way an inside joke or an insult to someone else, this was an observation.

HTT is a harsh form of passive aggression that should not be used unless the person you are texting is a major douchebag.

"Dude! What's with the HTT?"
"lol."
"Please stop with the Hannah-Toned Text."

by itwas420just2minutesago June 10, 2020

Tangerine tongue tickle

A tangerine tongue tickle is when you are eating out a women’s pussy but when she isn’t looking you quickly grab a tangerine and spray the juice on your tongue then continue to eat the pussy, infusing the acidic tangerine juice with the pussy to where it creates a tickling effect in the pussy from the acid juice, with a slight burn occurring an hour after.

Last night when my girlfriend was not paying attention I gave her a tangerine tongue tickle, she really liked it at first, but the tickle then changed to a burning feeling, luckily she didn’t know it was because of me.

by Shanen123 July 13, 2020

play-tonic

Somebody who is a really good friend but also really amazing at playing videogames.

Person 1: Did you see Rajonite's stream last night?

Person 2: Ya, it was play-tonic as hell!

by Kifo January 7, 2023