Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Simon Goh

Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.

Hi its simon goh!instant report from wahkee!

by Rae lil black November 23, 2021

Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.

Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"

by Krallemilla May 21, 2024

Simone

Simone

Hi my name is Simone

by S#1 November 23, 2021