Self Machine

Someone who is totally selfish and thinks only of them selves.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.

He's just a self machine.

by Judge dredd7 August 1, 2011

self-massage

Pertaining to Fitness. Using specific tools (i.e. Foam Roller, Rumble Roller, The Stick, S-Curve, Golf ball etc...) to inflict "Good" pain now to prevent you from experiencing "Bad" pain later from Injury.

1. Many athletes have been turned onto the "Self-Massage" Movement. 2. The Poor Man's Massage.

by sirTimithius September 27, 2013

Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010

Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008

Self-Analbation

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

by Johnn Doey June 14, 2010

Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).

Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!

by wittylass February 10, 2010

Self-tercourse

Slang; Masturbate.

He wasn't gettin' the jimmy-whacks from his ho, so he engaged in a little self-tercourse instead.

by RandyL November 16, 2003