When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo
by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010
It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023