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sweet bastard

A complimentary phrase proclaiming the indivdiual in question as an upstanding, magnificent member of the human race with a strong inclination to being a cutthroat Master of Insensitivity!
{Names have been changed to protect the innocent}

Balac:
"What? Advice on hiking? Sure. If you encounter a hostile animal, cast a lulling spell and quickly leave the area. If you have no mana, pretend to be dead. Even as the animal tears into your flesh with its menacing teeth and claws, pretend to be dead. Keep pretending to be dead until you are dead. You had your chance and you blew it. Oh! And watch out for scorpions! They can teleport, spear you, and spit fire. Remember, hiking in public parks at night can be dangerous, partly because of the lack of light, and also partly because of the rapists. Don't go hiking at night without a drunken member of the opposite sex and certainly not in Central Park during Chanukah, because that’s when the freaks come out."


Zac:
<throws head back; pulls imaginary chin hair while exclaiming> "OOOHHHHH ... goddammit! You Sweet Fvcking Bastard!!"
by Balac the Kraut March 4, 2005
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sweet bro

Sweet bros are a sub-group of the larger and more well-known Douche bag group. Sweet bros are differentiated from the rest of the douche bags by their frequent use of the phrase, "sweet bro" ("how are you?" "I am great" "Sweet Bro."). During the fall and winter months, sweet bros can be found all over the country in their respective homes. However, in the summer they migrate to large metropolitan cities where they engage in "summer sales" where they prowl neighborhoods, going door to door, selling Satellite television service, Pest control, or Security systems. It is important to note that if you are ever approached by a Sweet bro, it's likely because he wants to try and convince you to do summer sales as well so as to increase his pay grade. If this happens, hold totally still; their vision is based on movement. Sweet bros employ many of the token douche bag practices such as fist bumping, staring at themselves in the mirror at the gym, and shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Does that Sweet bro know his hat is cocked slightly to the left?

That guy was a total Sweet bro.
by Cloakt1 July 8, 2009
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Sweet Deal

a rather opportune situation. a deal that has been sweetened. a surgary delight
Bobby: I just got a new car!
Tommy: Sweet Deal!
by Timothy March 10, 2004
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sweet sauce

something that you are agreeing with or that you like
Do you want to go to the movies?
answer: sweet sauce
That store was so sweet sauce
by Evyn April 15, 2006
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Sweet

This is a term used by women to describe men that they find unappealing or unattractive, but are too nice to say it outright. It is most commonly used when they are explaining to one of these unappealing men that they do not want to go out with them.
"Would you like to go out with me Agnes?"
"Uh, well, you're sweet, but I don't really see you that way Steve"
by Stev III June 19, 2006
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sweetback

sweetback refers to a dude who is too smooth and fresh to go by any other, less respectful, term.
Shit, sweetback, you be smoove with the bitches!
by Marco St. John June 22, 2004
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Sweet November

1) A movie starring Keanu Reeves.
2) An exclamatory used to describe something that was the epitome of shit.
Sweet November that movie was crap!
by addlewaddle January 6, 2005
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