cracky poofs

Noun: A word to describe the reason that someone is acting in a strange fashion. A delicious cereal that makes one insane and flippy.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

get poofed

1) To go indulge oneself in some Cheesy Poofs at the Blue Coyote in Tahoe. Variations include "get your poof on" and "poof it up".

2) When someone slaps a load of Cheesy Poofs in your palm and mandates that you must eat all of them all at once.

1) man 1: Whattaya wanna do tonight?

man 2: Idk bro, lets get poofed at the blue coyote

man 1: that's legit son, I've been dyin' to get my poof on!

2)Ross: "You've just been poofed my friend"

Dan: "dayum, now I gotta eat all these cheesy poofs before my next shift!

by ShottyUnoDosFajitas July 5, 2010

proofiness

A fact that proves, beyond any doubt, that you were not just paranoid when expecting the worst from a person or particular situation.

Ok... I found him on the kitchen floor screwing the maid; that's much more than the amount of proofiness I ever expected from my unloyal and moronic husband.

by rperazag November 8, 2010

poofasity

Homosexuality.

From "poof" a homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

Heterosexuality (antonymn)

Pro-Poofasity groups include LGBT and NAMBLA.

by AlxRymnd December 17, 2007

poof

1.) an effeminate homosexual male
2.) an onyx
3.) a gay gardener (GG)
(See Onyx)

Onyx is a poof-boy. How do I know this? Because he is a poof-boy. What is a poof-boy, you ask? (repeat)

by Lindsay and Nate April 7, 2004

poofer

mister promise

by gello October 31, 2003

Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021