By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
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Get the gay black prison nigger sex mug.*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Back in prison mug.Prison Napalm: An improvised weapon in prisons, created by mixing boiling hot water with sugar and throwing it on someone’s face or body. It causes severe burns, can lead to life-changing injuries, and is typically used for revenge, punishment, or torture. It’s called “Prison Napalm” because it’s boiling hot and sticks like napalm, making it difficult to remove. It’s easily accessible and can affect both inmates and prison staff.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching this prison documentary the other night. Looks well easy in there.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv! If you Upset the wrong person, they’ll throw prison napalm in your face. Your face will melt off, and you won’t be so tough then LOL.
Lee. Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv! If you Upset the wrong person, they’ll throw prison napalm in your face. Your face will melt off, and you won’t be so tough then LOL.
Lee. Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
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Lee: Bruv, Did you see that YouTube video about that UK rapper Mazza_L20 in it?. He said he made a whole rap record just by leaving voicemail to to his girlfriend while in jail. He pointed to it hung on his wall LOL.
Frank: That’s sick, bruv real prison rap.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
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Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
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Prisoners crafting almost anything from canteen or stolen from kitchen or work shops — from tattoo guns and cooking gear to contraband, lock picks, power leads, and weapons.you name it Shows how inventive and resourceful people get when locked up in prison.
Prisoners crafting almost anything from canteen or stolen from kitchen or work shops — from tattoo guns and cooking gear to contraband, lock picks, power leads, and weapons.you name it Shows how inventive and resourceful people get when locked up in prison.
Lee: Bruv, I saw this YouTube video the other day… one prisoner made a kettle into, like, a makeshift cooker, and another made a tattoo gun outta a tiny motor from a CD player and a needle, LOL.
Frank: That’s proper sick, bruv. Proper prison DIY at its finest.
Lee: Innit, LOL.
Frank: LOL,.
Frank: That’s proper sick, bruv. Proper prison DIY at its finest.
Lee: Innit, LOL.
Frank: LOL,.
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