by Max December 16, 2003
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by Fhghjf May 22, 2019
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When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.
*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin
by Dabbbs November 16, 2017
Get the Angry penguin mug.A great friend who is understanding. She is shy when she doesn't know you but when you get to know her she is very social. She is the best friend you could ask for. She is very fun and funny.
Hey who's that girl sitting in the corner with 2 others?
That's Penelope
Wow she's so social with them but won't talk to me
That's Penelope
Wow she's so social with them but won't talk to me
by Platnum_Trash February 26, 2019
Get the Penelope mug.The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011
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Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small
by Lycanace March 15, 2019
Get the Penis enlargement pills mug.A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.
The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.
by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018
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