Easy Bake Oven

When you fart in your own hoodie.

I was sitting on the porch smoking in the cold and accidentally gave myself an Easy Bake Oven

Easy Bake Oven by Matt-er of facts October 28, 2025

Mormon Dutch Oven

The Mormon Dutch Oven (noun): When you do Mormon "soaking" with a partner who has a bad case of diarrhea, trying to keep it parked inside them for as long as you can without pulling out.

People in Utah do what’s called the Mormon Dutch Oven. It’s anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. You insert and leave it unmoving inside soaking for as long as possible

Mormon Dutch Oven by Darth Taco June 12, 2026

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven by Laapwing May 19, 2024

ovenworthy 

Anything that would be substantially improved by immediate incineration.

The Marxist gender studies professor's defense of pedophelia proved her to be absolutely ovenworthy.

ovenworthy by crab aesthetics August 6, 2016

Cookie Run: OvenBreak

A mobile game that features a gingerbread named GingerBrave who comes to life and helps other cookies escape the witch's kitchen. The gameplay is similar to Subway Surfers, Mario Bros, and Candy Crush. All you have to do is run, pick up jellies for points, collect coins, and obtain more cookies.

"Hey, do you play Cookie Run: Ovenbreak?"
"Yea, how many cookies you've obtained?"
"82."
"Cool i have 75 cookies."
"lets play it sometime."
"Yea."

Cookie Run: OvenBreak by ItzTheJoker701 September 10, 2020

Ovenfra 

Ovenfra is the name of a Trondheim based pick-up artist who specializes in obnoxious and counterintuitive tactics for picking up women.

Girl 1: "Some guy asked me if I like to be fucked in the ass."
Girl 2: "Was his name Ovenfra?"

Ovenfra by quizziler May 9, 2011

ovenly 

Hot as an oven. Oven like. Used strictly to describe the interior temperature of a recently parked and unattended motor vehicle in the summer time. Especially in Florida.

In the summer the interior of a vehicle can get so hot as to be called "ovenly". "Get the windows down, it's ovenly in here".

ovenly by dbottalico October 13, 2007