you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

I ain't never scurred!

Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.

Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003

Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!

Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!

Dude 1: Aight, let's do this

by lady lynxx April 14, 2009

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

by james December 19, 2003

Never say Never

Another retarded "hit" made by the all too famous Justin Bieber. This movie was made to 'up' his reputation, but utterly made it worse. Honestly, this kid just looks even more fucking retarded than usual - making a biography at age 17.

Jill: OHMYGODZOMGOMGOMG JUSTIN BEBIER IS COMING OTU WITH NEVER SAY NEVER OMGZ AHHHH!! *Pants get wet*

Straight man: *Facepalm* Fucking retard.

by Urban Dictionary March 10, 2011

never in my wildest dreams

an unexpected, suprising thing.

Never in my wildest dreams would I expect you to ride that roller coaster.

by Dan Drzewiecki February 11, 2004

Nevermind

A juvenile dismissal of another's opinion; used in an attempt to look cool while ending a conversation started by the first party, but the second party demonstrates a valid or superior argument.

1st: Damn! You weigh more than me? You getting fat!
2nd: You see, I've been working out, so I lost alot of fat but gained much more muscle. So even though I now weigh SLIGHTLY more than you, I've lost several inches and am now toned and look thinner than -
1st: Nevermind!
2nd: I have to buy smaller sizes - do you want my clothes? You can almost fit-
1st: NEVERMIND!
*cries chubby tears*

1st: Cindy is such an ugly, snobby bitch!
2nd: Yeah. I heard she shot you down.
1st: Nevermind.
2nd: I'm taking her out this weekend...
1st: I said nevermind.
*cries incel tears*

1st: Jerome is such an ass kisser - that's why he got that promotion instead of me!
I hate that guy.
2nd: Or it could be because he comes in early, stays late, never misses work, does his job well & doesn't tell managers to go fuck themselves every time they ask him to do something... like you do...?
1st: Nevermind.
2nd: I'm guessing since he's black & you're racist it's especially annoying...
1st: SCREW YOU! NEVERMIND!
*cries racist tears*

by Snappy Capricorn October 8, 2018

Nevan

A guy with cute ass curly hair. Hes hot asf and very loyal to his gf. LMAO SIKE THIS NIGGA FAKE ASF DONT TRUST A NEVAN

nevan nevannnn gayyyy

by Jimena101 April 25, 2020