mike rose 

Mike Rose is a confident, cool guy. Very attractive, and turns head's everywhere he goes. Enjoys talking with people and making new friends, in fact he will talk your ear off if you let him. Very focused, and determined to accomplish any goal he sets his mind to. Very funny, dark minded and has a unique laugh.

Dammmnnn, did you see that Mike Rose? Sexy af!

mike rose by Witchtits86 October 22, 2017

MIKE JASON 

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog

MIKE JASON by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

Mike Strike 

When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.

I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.

Mike Strike by Vagablonde May 4, 2019

Mike cox 

To face paint another males face with you cock

Oh you face paint looks good did you get a mike cox

Mike cox by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Mike from the Queens

A man of true power, who beats up drug dealers and sends the homeless OUT of HIS pub. Bottles benches and sorts bitches out.

You know who I love? Mike from the Queens

Mike from the Queens by Chundering December 13, 2019

Mike Ockhurts 

A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.

Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.

Mike Ockhurts by TERRY_CAT March 2, 2020

Mike the Bike 

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

Mike the Bike by Meesofat June 1, 2020