Lance

Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!

Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!

by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020

Landyen

A Funny,Weirdo,Gamer kid thats almost always playing his game. Landyen is the type of person to get mad at you for screaming chicken nuggets in his ear.Landyen's will sometimes rage while their games and also they start cussing usually at the age of 8. Landyen's most of the time have brown hair with blue or brown eyes.

Landyen rages alot in his games

by FortniteKiddo May 1, 2020

lance

a boy from the show voltron that we must protect

*klance?
*blue lionnn

i may or may not have a crush on lance

by Tododeku? May 26, 2020

lance videos

A skinny white gay boy, also known as a twink, who enjoys being topped and eaten out.

Lance videos is nick videos boyfriend, to him he’s just a hole.

by calvin Phd August 3, 2020

lance

lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.

girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"

by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020

Lancington Bailey

the coolest of cool negroes !

Oh my god look at him, he’s a Lancington Bailey!

by ohbrover October 26, 2020

Lance

He is always there to listen give advice. He has a mysterious life and a very normal one he keeps them apart but there is something very captivating about his personality. He is very intelligent and fun to be around.

Lance

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020