Ass Flap

A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards

*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

Largemouth Ass

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. In short, the male version of a gossip queen.

Angel: Bill can't keep his mouth shut!
Greg: Yes, I know- he's a Largemouth Ass

by GJW1983 November 18, 2009

Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

ass fact

A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.

Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.

by DutchRub February 20, 2010

Warm ass

The act of placing your ass against a hot surface in order to heat it up.

-Hey, why are you always standing by the radiator?

-I'm just getting some warm ass.

by Warmazz December 12, 2022

ass-mop

1. To scoot ones ass across a surface.

2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.

3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.

4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley

1,2. That dog just ass-mopped my carpet!

3. Go and ass-mop your Aunt Pearl, Jimmy!

4. SUSIE: "So how was last night with that frat hottie?"
DAISY SUE: "Well, I woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest ass-mop of my life!"
SUSIE: "You shoulda busted out those scissors Daisy Sue!"

by TWOW January 20, 2009

ass options

When a man has various women that he can hook up with
especially used when the man has a girlfriend or is traveling to a new city where old friends live

Man, Fred has some serious ass options during his week long trip to New York.

by Ellis Davis January 10, 2008