happy ass

Self description or a description of another person

Hey! It's 5:00 on Friday - my happy ass is outta here!

Hey! Get your happy ass back to work.

by Kathy Day April 30, 2008

happy heterosexual

A straight male who you would swear is really gay.

That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.

by LeBain December 4, 2007

stupid happy

a state of being naive and therefore, happy.
Not knowing the sad truths about the world, which leaves you happy but undeniably ignorant.

Remember when we were six years old and didn't know about war and animal abuse, i wish i was still stupid happy like back then!

by RettAlexis October 2, 2007

what happens in vegas

Usually followed by 'stays in Vegas' - the details events of a weekend or short amount of time a person spent out of town are suppressed. The term would usually refer to someone going by themselves or with friends for a weekend in Las Vegas, Nevada, but you could apply it to another city/town if the other person knew what you were referring to.

"Whoa you twisted your pelvis while you're away? How did that happen"

"What happens in Vegas..."

by mun-b April 16, 2008

super fun happy slide

A drink/drugs bender of epic proportions

''Steve, what you do this weekend?''
''Mate I went on the super fun happy slide, I couldn't even spell my own face''

by superfunhappyslide March 7, 2008

shit happens

my outlook on life

and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens

shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright

by emily laura June 24, 2005

two fries short of a happy meal

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006