Florida shuffle

When you come from a state outside florida for treatment and leave treatment to get high and start a cycle of treatment, leave get high and so on .
Your insurance card becomes a black card . And most say there from philly when there from a cabin in the pochonos

I been doing the florida shuffle for 10 years. I came from philly for treatment and ended up in the florida shuffle.

by Florida Shuffle February 9, 2018

Florida International University

FIU or Florida International University, is a public research university in Miami, Florida. It is one of the largest universities in the United States, and is highly-ranked in many areas such as Business, Law and Architecture. Their athletic teams are named the "Golden Panthers", and play on many on-campus venues, such as FIU Stadium, home of the Golden Panthers football team.

Kyle is originally from New York, but he moved to Miami to attend prestigious Florida International University.

by FIUpanther February 29, 2008

florking

The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.

I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!

by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

flordia

The place where everyone associates Disney World with.

I'm going to flordia.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH! Have fun in Disney!

by UrbanizedLife409 June 3, 2016

Florida Gators

Best football team in the SEC conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. Always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.

God Himself supports the Florida Gators because the sky is Blue and the sun is Orange.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Florida

Oh god, my current home state. If you live there, either a small town in the south, or Melbourne and surrounding towns is the only decent plae where you won't be called a hick. I have to do to the rest of this wasteland for some cheerleading compititions, and I feel like I'll get shot. Trailer parks dominate most of the state, and the other half is the coast line full of condos, which are full of old people. If your not poor then you probably live in a private community (i.e. maybe a gate, definatly deffrently labeled neighborhoods) and go to one of the 485639670 different schools that you could be zoned for, even if someone living closer to it than you is going to a different one. Because just about every single child abduction yu see in the news is from Florida, the cops get every 13-year-old girl grounded because they decide them walking home at 6pm is dangerous, and they need a ride home. (I should know it happened twice in the last two weeks.) If you drive here, you've been pulled over at least once a month for no apparent reason for at least the last year. Every kid gets sprayed with the "RECLAIMED WATER" (shit water sprinklers) going to the bus stop. About 80% of every one ages 10-50 smokes daily, and not legally either. What do we do for fun? Wandering around aimlessly in outdoor malls at 10pm or getting drunk off your ass every night is pretty much all there is to do. Emo kids and "skaters" run the town. Pretty much everyone's parents are divorced, half the kids live with their grandparents, and the other half live in the shitty army housing. Everyone steals makeup from target, and the rich kids wear abercrombie and drink starbucks. You probably know people that shoplift as a hobby. Just call the kids white trash and wish you didn't live here. Fat sunburned tourist ruin the summer, but where the hell are you supposed to go?

NOBODY FROM FLORIDA, LIKES FLORIDA.

East Coast Kid= "OMG SO HOW MUCH FUN WAS IT LIVING IN FLORIDA!?
Florida Kid= "It was full of burnouts and single parents, why?"
East Coast Kid= "What? Didn't you go to Disney every day?!"
Florida Kid= "You would think. No, I had to spend my time pretending to be interested in the bag of weed my 'friend' bought from his father."
East Coast Kid= "Ew..."
Florida Kid= "Tell me about it."

by kccc=] July 16, 2007

Brown Florentine

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.

Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)

by DominatHER May 27, 2008