fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.

the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off

by Roo April 6, 2004

feces

When something bad happens

That Cubs loss was feces.
Antonymn: fecal
That Cubs victory was fecal

by Jubbernaut June 8, 2004

fencing

A sport where you fall on your butt a lot off a big red wall. If you can get over this wall then you are classified as one of the 'cool list' or 'a list fencers.'

This is a REAL SPORT, no matter what people says.
Pirates like Johnny Depp CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You have to do conditioning...
Ex. suicides, candlesticks jump highs, sit ups, push ups, lunges..
You have to have muscles...
You have to be fast...fast reflexes
and be weird and/or foreign.

And tall.

GINORMOUS!
like a GIANT!

Also, you cannot slack off or you'll get hit by a wrench.

FENCING.
F-Freaks Future ballet dancers
E-Extreme Excersize
N-Nifty Knickers
C-Cool Socks
I-Ignoring Newbies
N-No Normal People Allowed
G-Good Reflexes

Guy 1- Hey, my parents are making me join fencing!
Girl 1- That's awesome! You get those cool socks!
Guy 1- Yeah but i have to move to England!
Girl 1- HARDCORE! I'm going there for my honeymoon!

by fencingfencingfreaks January 19, 2008

fece

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

Say that again and i'll slap you in the fece

by Young 1 April 16, 2008

Fencing

VERB

A term given to the act of a Fencer
a person/people engaged in Male homosexual behavior in which the two gentlemen are using their male parts as swords

in sexual battle against each other with very arousing results.

See--Fencer NOUN

I saw two guys fencing in the park this afternoon

by MrSmarts1986 November 24, 2010

Hitler feces

The dried up poo of great german man-god Adolf Hitler, also a flavor of slush puppie

Omfg! Is that some Hitler Feces?!

by A-Spot January 26, 2006