Fap-bussey

Verb to masturbate specificly with melted butter. Let's talk about buttered sausage what it is.
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.

Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey

Don't eat at his house he masturbates with butter he's into fap-bussey.

I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar

I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.

She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.

by Wordsmith1984 June 23, 2025

Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.

Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.

by ZepherFish March 8, 2024

Fap Gap

A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.

“How long has your fap gap been going on?”

“Oh about two years now...”

by Ilovemybookshelves September 20, 2019

Fap Strength

Muscle strength you gain from masturbating

Well after masturbating 36 times in a row I think I gained some Fap Strength

by Chase Farnham June 13, 2018

Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny

person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."

by zero two's darling July 13, 2021

tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.

Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .

by karss June 13, 2016