Facesturbooking 

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.

Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??

Facesturbooking by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011

fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.

1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"

fake business trip by TakinCareOfBusiness February 4, 2012

fake cake 

A true fake..so saturated in fakeness.that they can't tell how fake they really are.

Yo bro did you see that white dude with a wave cap on? What a fake cake

Jamal: what up I'm dating a blue blood white girl that goes to Harvard

Sven: I thought you were a piru gang member from Compton?

Jamal: yeah but we love each other and I love playing cricket and wearing tommy hilfigure

Sven: smh. Fake cake

Friend 1: hey look at that jersey shore overly tan ugly bitch with no ass and huge tits.walking around like she runs shit.

Friend 2: omg. Fake cake . But I would motor boat those bloated moons

fake cake by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Fake as Fuck 

Another way to say "100% fake"

Bob : I can delete Recycle Bin!
Martin : Fake as Fuck

Fake as Fuck by Sherm Head May 30, 2018

fake sneeze 

faking an orgasm

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"

fake sneeze by tiny the loser July 4, 2018

Fake Thug

See Wankster or Wanksta

That area 51 motorsports is a real wankster gang. They are Fake Thugs.

Fake Thug by SavannahAfrica July 7, 2018

Fake Depression 

Fake Depression is commonly used in online games. The best way to spot someone faking Depression is them Having a sad face on their avatar or just acting depressed. You can see they say "They want to die" and "I have no friends" or "I slit my wrists" or some emo stuff. Yet, they're playing with 7 of their friends. (Out of 9,000). God I hate seeing fake depression. Don't you? It's sad because depression is a really serious mental illness. Don't fake it, please.

Emo Kid: AUGHHH I WANNA DIE SO BADLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM TREATED LIKE CRAP!
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!

Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-

Fake Depression by The Dictionary Urban June 25, 2020