Facebook spring cleaning 

when your on facebook, and a family member or someone older than you who you would not want to see something bad on your profile, so you do some facebook spring cleaning. it is when you clean up your profile and delete or hide all the bad bumper stickers, applications, wall posts,pictures,videos,ect

hense the word facebook spring cleaning

friend request from jim ( your older cousin )

shit i gotta do some facebook spring cleaning so he doesnt see my bad side

Facebook spring cleaning by larryf`12 February 28, 2009

facebook wall hickey 

when one person, typically female, dominates the facebook wall of her significant other in order to leave her mark on that person and keep other potential love interests from pursuing him. similar to the logic behind a person, typically male, giving a significant other a hickey.

she posts an inside joke on his wall, followed by a heart, every 4 hours. clearly she's giving him a facebook wall hickey.

facebook wall hickey by ilovecollege318 June 3, 2011

facebook status 

facebook status-(n.) a way to get people to ask comment or feel for someone without them directly saying, "I want people to know about what I am doing and ask me about it"

facebook status:
I am so tired right now.

oh what were you doing that made you tired?

facebook status:
I am so upset.

awe why?

facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that

OMG! are you okk??

facebook status by ramsfootball599 November 28, 2009

Facebook Depression 

That depressed feeling one gets when he sees how great other people's lives are on Facebook compared to his. FD is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises.

Shakira McMagnificent's status: Best partyyyy everrrr! Hanging out with my bestiesss all night long then with the boyy tomorrow!!!

Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH

Facebook Depression by BigCharles12 April 13, 2011

Facebook Status Jab

When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.

Facebook status:

John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!

*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*

Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol

Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)

...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!

Facebook Status Jab by Relo_391! October 31, 2009

Facebook Blackout 

when you go to check your facebook, get sucked in and realize an hour has passed and realize you just wasted so much time.

Rob: "I had the worst facebook blackout last night, I was supposed to be doing homework and I checked my facebook and I wasted an hour"
Kelly: "Sucks."

Facebook Blackout by beach_bum7145 December 9, 2008

Facebook Fakeout 

facebook flop

one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.

"Woah--look at Candy, she looks hot"
"No dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout"

Facebook Fakeout by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006