Capstasht

a new swear word discovered by two real cool people which defines a Cock-sucking Pussy-licking Shit-fucking
Tit-squeezing Ass-kissing Homosexual Tea-bagger.

"You are a capstasht"
i.e. You are a Cock-sucking Pussy-licking Shit-fucking
Tit-squeezing Ass-kissing Homosexual Tea-bagger.

by Your Lord and Master, Farouk July 30, 2008

Chapstick

A code word for weed, marijuana, mary jane.

"Beep boop, uh hey could you hold my chapstick?"

by supraz777 June 5, 2008

OH CRABS

A saying similar to oh shit but one would use it in a far more serious situation.

OH CRABS, I'm of wotsits

by JaY January 23, 2003

Boston Crabs

A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.

"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"

"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".

by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck October 14, 2008

crapsmith

Similar to a poopsmith but obviously cooler because of the usage of the prefix crap-.

Billy-Bob: what kind of a poopsmith are you!?
Jilly-Jon: i ain't no muthafuckin' poopsmith! If you gon' call me somethin' call me a crapsmith! so much cooler!

by peggie April 27, 2007

crapshit

1) lacking the necessary repertoire of rhyming words and/ or urban slang to effectively rap about red bull and/or other people's children

2) the quality of one's actions/speech/or movement in which the perpetrator is devoid of any flow,style, or artistic ability whatsoever.

2) a combination of crap and shit formed in the lower intestine and ushered out the anus daily

1) "i can't rap for crapshit, it's like tap dancing, i can't do that shit...either"

2) billy thought his last interpretive dance movement was poignant and refreshing, most everybody else thought it was crapshit

3) i just took one hell of a crapshit

by darnell tibbins August 23, 2011