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Pertaining to an individual who does not appear to be in possession of a rear end. Assless people tend to be extremely skinny or scrawny, and often are not aware of their lack of a behind.
(Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'ASSLSS' in text format.)
(Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'ASSLSS' in text format.)
by SSLA March 09, 2011
Your asslessness astounds me!
by TimmPower December 30, 2009
A popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear. As the name says, they are assless, making it easier to advertise at biker bars.
by Zapix March 27, 2004
A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.
Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.
by Darbers April 14, 2008
by sarah awesome May 31, 2008
Bitch is fine as shit but she's an Assless Wonder
by DraMatik July 01, 2009