Capstasht

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a new swear word discovered by two real cool people which defines a Cock-sucking Pussy-licking Shit-fucking
Tit-squeezing Ass-kissing Homosexual Tea-bagger.

"You are a capstasht"
i.e. You are a Cock-sucking Pussy-licking Shit-fucking
Tit-squeezing Ass-kissing Homosexual Tea-bagger.

Capstasht by Your Lord and Master, Farouk July 30, 2008

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casstastic

Wickedly awesome. Like that girl from high school that everyone got along with. Or your really good female friend who's been to hell and back with you and still can make you feel good with a compliment when you need it and/or a kick in the ass when you deserve it. Awesome person who'll rock your world.

Your new girl's pretty casstastic, dude.

casstastic by tu codigo March 14, 2010

Related Words

Capstasht • Captastic • Capetastic • capptastrophy • Capsmaster • cashtashtrophy • casstastic • Caustastamotation • cast a shadow

Capsmaster

A person who abuses or overuses the caps lock on their keyboard. They may be considered the master of caps, or "capsmaster."

Tyler: I AM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO BE OUT, I AM SO READY FOR THE SUMMER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR THREE MONTHS?

Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.

Capsmaster by Scorple June 6, 2010

Caustastamotation

Fidget spinner.

The fidget spinner has just committed Caustastamotation

Caustastamotation by soggzzi May 6, 2022

Captastic

When you receive news that’s so unbelievable and fantastic, you’d think the person is capping.
The word is normally reserved for extraordinary news, rather than mediocre news.

Person 1: I just bought Apple
Person 2: Wow, that’s captastic!
Eg2
The guy who was single his entire life: I just got married
His friends: Yoo, that’s Captastic bro!

Captastic by Captana July 13, 2020

Capetastic

1.) The pure awesomeness of wearing a cape.
2.) Awesome things done whilst wearing said cape.
3.) Things (if possible) that are as awesome if not more (..if possible) as wearing said cape. (NOT POSSIBLE!)
4.) Quoting Severus Snape whilst wearing said Cape. (Snape... cape... hehe)

*While running down the street at 1 am in a cape* "DUDE! THIS IS SO CAPETATSTIC!!!

"Dude.... Snape.... he's like... so Capetastic... Brah."

Capetastic by Capetastic_Dick March 15, 2010

capptastrophy

When someone bullshits theirselves into a catastrophe

Danielle be cappin so much, that shit gonna end up in a capptastrophy.

capptastrophy by BCTHEBEAST January 22, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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