Lucky crap

A crap taken before an important event to gain luck.

Scroat made sure to take a lucky crap before every rugby match.

by Le Bogan May 31, 2010

jenna capri coombs

The worst human being alive. She's gross, vile, ugly and nothing about her is attractive. She loves to party and drink alcohol.

Jenna Capri Coombs is ugly, but dayum she can paaaaartyyy!

by Weeeeeee.55555719 October 9, 2015

leo and capricorn

A perfect combination. Leos, find yourself a capricorn girl. She's a sex goddess ;)

Virgo: Damn Leo, I wish I had a Capricorn gf.
Leo: Well too bad, I already have one. She's an amazing person and a fucking sex machine.
Virgo: Leo and Capricorn, soulmates damn.

by adriswife June 28, 2017

World of War-crap

This is where you have to take a dump so bad but you're in the middle of something important in "World of Warcraft" that you wait to long and soil yourself.

Jimmy: Holy shit man, i just crapped my pants but i cant go im meeting up with someone in "World of Warcraft"!

Robert: That is disgusting, World of War-crap.

by SaleenS7 March 31, 2009

crap noodles

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005

crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time

john is such a crap sucking retard

by matt15 July 26, 2006

Crap

My favorite snack.

No job? No credit? Eat crap!

by bat_hero May 22, 2009