college republican

A young person, generally between the ages of 18 and 21 who is attending post-secondary education and holds the viewpoints consistant with the Republican political party.

A creature rarely seen outside the American South and Midwest.

College student 1: "I believe that abortion is wrong but capital punishment is right!"
College student 2: "Oh, I guess that makes you a college Republican."

by Siwan August 19, 2006

juniata college

A place to "Expect the Uncommon" and you WILL find uncommon here. 1 in 10 people are actually normal...The volleyball team is a bunch of cocky ass bitches, the guys baskestball team is awesome. That's all we have to say about sports here.... The fun people are really great and the weirdo's are REALLY weird. 99% of the people here were valdictorians of their class. Half of them converted to party animals and the other half are effing weird!! Parties consist of sausage fests or freshman girls making out with eachother...there is no in between. Despite all of this we <3 Juniata....i mean we get a day off to play in the mountians!! who wouldn't love it here!

Hi i go to Juniata College! There are 2 bars in this town and nothing to do on the weekends. I dont party on friday because i study, saturday is party night. I have to travel 40 minutes to get to a mall. I LOVE NORM!

by JC Student December 17, 2007

white-collar

1. having to do with office workers

2. performed by people who work in offices

Thanks to computers, more than half of the work force was white-collar by the 1990s.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Collarbones

what's under the neck and above the chest more or less considered sexual for their unique shape

men if ther's such a thing as collarbones fetish .i got it

by harveyy dent December 31, 2015

Western New England College

(WNEC) A college in Springfield Massachusetts that has a very high male to female ratio making it very difficult for a guy to get laid.

-"Hey I'm going to Western New England College next year!"
-"That sucks man you're never gonna get laid."

by billakaherc August 5, 2006

College of Dupage

a community college that is located in the Chicago land area. It is known as one of the largest Community Colleges in the Nation. While it is a quality community college the name has many stigmas attached to it with students in the communitys around it. For instance is is known as College Of Dreams. also known as UCLA University Closest to the Chicago land Area.

"hey Joe where are you in school at?"
"College of Dupage...(head down walking away)"

by Caldie May 2, 2008