super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.

Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.

by Can Not July 16, 2008

cluster

A raw, mark-ass trick who runs amok.

Dude, ur such a cluster.
I just called U that 5 minutes ago...

by phoneshia April 25, 2006

santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

by brandi February 10, 2003

cluster fuck

Compilation of raw, dirty London Acid Techno released by a record label called Cluster

by Adrian Jarvis September 18, 2003

clamstimony

Clamstimony (Adj): Used to describe how illogical something is.

Sir, your theory is clamstimony.

by ASwarmofAngryBees March 18, 2010

cluster-fuckered

How your head feels when you become both bewildered and over-whelmed by everything trying to crash down around you.

Random person: Hi, how's are you?
creehazy: Cluster-fuckered.

by creehazy July 28, 2008

Cluster fuck

When an orgy is crashed by a bunch of gay men, they then tie everyone up and rape the shit out of them

My ass is sore. i was having an orgy but some gay guys cluster fucked us!

by Amiable companion Friday September 15, 2010