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campbell coma

Debilitating and humiliating condition brought on by over consumption of alcoholic beverages. A victim of the campbell coma is likely to lose all bodily functions and mental cognition, and may not regain them untill long into the next morning. Campbell coma sufferers are also often the victims of abuse at the hands of nere'do wells who see the campbell coma as an excuse for tomfoolery as well as a blank canvas for degrading body art and often as a photo opertunity not to be missed. Sadly, the condition has yet to be recognised by the medical community, with diagnosis often misconstrued and simplified by physicians; "aye, he's pissed".

See also scoatted
He fell into a campbell coma long before we even knew he had the key to the drinks cabinet.

I'd have to be in a campbell coma to sleep with that.
by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 2, 2005
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Campbell's soup version

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short
Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date
by yellebelle March 10, 2011
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camp bitches

A bitch that one would find at camp. A woman that will do anything within the confines of a camper or tent. A woman with whom you can rock the camper.
I'll be in the camper with some camp bitches. Bring on the Camp Bitches!
by Jon H April 13, 2004
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