White people who, throughout history, have taken over the world and severely fucked up anyone who got in their path.
Crackers have saved numerous minority cultures from slavery and death at the hands of rogue States yet have asked for nothing in return.
Today, crackers still dominate the world and make up the majority of lawyers, judges, politicians, police, soldiers and other positions of power.
Crackers are despised for their ambition, strength, intelligence and strangely, their kindness. Even today Crackers still front the bill for the millions on welfare who strangely complain that the Crackers are the ones paying their bills.
Crackers are mistakenly described as being weak, dorky, dumb, stupid, etc. The fact is that crackers simply remain the dormant, dominant race who haven't been tested in a long time. In the meantime certain minority classes, particularly niggers, have developed their own absurd cultures which they mistakenly believe dominate the culture of Crackers. However, Crackers are too busy living the high life to even bother rebutting the Niggers' culture, which is so self-evidently absurd that no comment is needed.
The hilarious irony of the word "Cracker" is that it isn't offensive to white people. This stems from common sense - who would be offended at being referred to as the most powerful race on Earth?
In summary, Crackers dominate sports, academia, business, the world. Crackers are proud of their heritage, although it may not seem it at times. When you are as successful a race as Crackers are, nothing much really needs to be said.
People who aren't Crackers, wish they were Crackers. This, too, is self-evident in the number of people who have made it from whatever shithole they came from to be living it up in some mansion with all the hallmarks of a Cracker lifestyle.
Realistically, there's no reason you wouldn't want to be a Cracker. If you deny wanting to be a Cracker, you deny the best parts of life.
Crackers have saved numerous minority cultures from slavery and death at the hands of rogue States yet have asked for nothing in return.
Today, crackers still dominate the world and make up the majority of lawyers, judges, politicians, police, soldiers and other positions of power.
Crackers are despised for their ambition, strength, intelligence and strangely, their kindness. Even today Crackers still front the bill for the millions on welfare who strangely complain that the Crackers are the ones paying their bills.
Crackers are mistakenly described as being weak, dorky, dumb, stupid, etc. The fact is that crackers simply remain the dormant, dominant race who haven't been tested in a long time. In the meantime certain minority classes, particularly niggers, have developed their own absurd cultures which they mistakenly believe dominate the culture of Crackers. However, Crackers are too busy living the high life to even bother rebutting the Niggers' culture, which is so self-evidently absurd that no comment is needed.
The hilarious irony of the word "Cracker" is that it isn't offensive to white people. This stems from common sense - who would be offended at being referred to as the most powerful race on Earth?
In summary, Crackers dominate sports, academia, business, the world. Crackers are proud of their heritage, although it may not seem it at times. When you are as successful a race as Crackers are, nothing much really needs to be said.
People who aren't Crackers, wish they were Crackers. This, too, is self-evident in the number of people who have made it from whatever shithole they came from to be living it up in some mansion with all the hallmarks of a Cracker lifestyle.
Realistically, there's no reason you wouldn't want to be a Cracker. If you deny wanting to be a Cracker, you deny the best parts of life.
"black welfare kid Yo, Cracker, get da fuck off ma' block befaw I get my niggaz on you, Cracka.
white guy Hey, Nigger, pay me back my taxes that paid for your crack addiction and baby momma before I knock your dumb black ass out."
"hot blonde girl Hey, Jimmy, what are you going to do once you graduate College?
white guy Oh, I'm going to work at a top-tier law firm on Wall Street. The starting salary is $125,000 a year.
hot blonde girl Oh, cool. Hey can I suck your dick and fuck your brains out later tonight?
white guy Jeez I dunno, my schedules kinda full tonight. I'll get back to you. "
white guy Hey, Nigger, pay me back my taxes that paid for your crack addiction and baby momma before I knock your dumb black ass out."
"hot blonde girl Hey, Jimmy, what are you going to do once you graduate College?
white guy Oh, I'm going to work at a top-tier law firm on Wall Street. The starting salary is $125,000 a year.
hot blonde girl Oh, cool. Hey can I suck your dick and fuck your brains out later tonight?
white guy Jeez I dunno, my schedules kinda full tonight. I'll get back to you. "
by Jimmy66 November 9, 2008
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by padder83 June 21, 2009
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A word that pisses white people off because now they think they are the most oppressed race when all it really does is describe there skin color. Unlike the word "nigger" this word didn't involve people being lynched,beaten,and hosed.
Black Guy: "Hey cracker". White Guy: "Hey man that's racist. Why can't I call you a nigger and get away with it? Black Guy: Because "nigger" was used to describe black people as ignorant pieces of trash. "Cracker" is just a word to describe white peoples skin color. White Guy: Yeah well...It still makes me feel bad. Black Guy: Hey our race feels bad too when people call us "nigger". I guess we're even now.
by bjshepp December 26, 2010
Get the cracker mug.Defenition 1: noun; thin, wafer-shaped piece of cooked bread
Defenition 2: noun; slang word/insult used to refer to those of European ancestry (possibly from the slave drivers 'cracking' the whip)
Defenition 2: noun; slang word/insult used to refer to those of European ancestry (possibly from the slave drivers 'cracking' the whip)
Defenition 1: "Would you like some cheese with that cracker?"
Defenition 2
Black Person: Wuddup, cracka white boy fake-ass wigger?
White Person: Dont be callin' me dat, nigga.
*White Person gets thrown in jail for rascism*
Defenition 2
Black Person: Wuddup, cracka white boy fake-ass wigger?
White Person: Dont be callin' me dat, nigga.
*White Person gets thrown in jail for rascism*
by WAZZUP?!?! December 28, 2005
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by R3DruM October 29, 2009
Get the ritz cracker mug.A childlike white adult who can't think outside the box & is corny & sweet.Also when you dig deep inside you find a toy, something for children to play with.Or crackers term used for pale square people who (jack) culture, land,history,etc.
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