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Bread brain

A very lethal disease brought on by the over-consumption of bread. Usually prevented via a future version of yourself coming back and warning you to stop, or just general lack of hunger.
Bing, although warned by his future self, died of bread brain in Bing Radio 2... Yet somehow revived for the next episode
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Ugly Bread

The first and last piece of bread in a new loaf that nobody ever eats.
"I just bought some more bread"

"Make me a sandwich? Start with the second piece though I hate the ugly bread"
by krellyfries September 30, 2011
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Bread thing

Euphemism for vaginal yeast infection producing large quantities of yeasty discharge resulting in a doughy like concoction in the panties, and the smell of a sushi bakery
Wow, I would go down on her unless your hungry! Shes got that bread thing...
by neanderman October 16, 2011
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Sauce Bread

The result of stripping a slice of pizza of its delicious cheese.
Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.

Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.

Weirdo: I like sauce bread.
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Bread Time

Time for bed.
Bro 1: Hey bro it's passed your bread time.

Bro 2: Don't tell me how to beat my wife!
by Veliin August 7, 2012
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bread cut

A slang term for a hair cut. A fresh hair cut is analogous to cutting a freshly baked loaf of bread. Think of your hair as a loaf of bread and the barber shapes it how you/he want/s it.
Nice bread cut dude, looks fresh!
by crazycarl69696969 December 18, 2013
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bread stuffer

When you put a hotdog bun on a your man's penis and then you shove it up the women's vagina
Last night I got high and me and my husband did the bread stuffer
by deadpixel January 26, 2015
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