Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020
LA: “OMG! Did you see Jesslyn absolutely GRILLIN’ Audra while waiting for table 52’s drink?? Now she’s talking soooo much shit!”
LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”
LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”
by Ler420 September 10, 2019
A sexual act in which a man takes a shit into a blender, the next step consists of the man adding prime rib and beef filets to the concoction, the final step is the man splooging his seed into the blender and combining the ingredients.The man gets the beef latte and slathers it all over his mate in which he penetrates until the beef latte creams out of her vaginal crevice.
by Absolute Beaut December 20, 2017
by Slobbin the Didly February 18, 2016
by Euro Trash January 07, 2014
The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.
Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.
Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.
Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.
by Hussy from the zoo January 02, 2023
by D_450 September 01, 2008